Monthly Archives: April 2010


“Hey, gweat to see you, you look gweat, weally weally gweat. Hey, you’ve got it all going on, have you had any work done? Anyway, don’t you think I look gweat? I’m nearly fifty you know and the only sign of ageing is that I let out a bit of wee wh… Continue reading

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“I was out with some of my wonderful, powerful and famous friends the other night eating in a restaurant none of you can afford, drinking wine none of you will have ever heard of but I have because I’ve drank the finest wines known to humanity… Continue reading

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Synecdoche New York

“What was once before you, an exciting mysterious future, is now behind you, lived, understood, disappointed. You realise you are not special. You have struggled into existence and are now slipping silently out of it. This is everyone’s experience… Continue reading

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