Monthly Archives: March 2011

HOOK AND CLASPShe spends the evenings on the phone,He sits in the corner of The Rose and Crown.She eats banana butties for breakfast,he has black coffee and a JPS.She can only sleep with the windows closed,he can only sleep with them wide open.The… Continue reading →

The Book of Self – by Will SelfWill Self’s new novel is called The Book of Self and is about a writer called Bill Self who finds a fleshy, lubricated giant orifice in a Starbuck’s disabled toilet and falls head first into its sinuous tunnel. He fi… Continue reading →