SIMON HOGGART IS A MASSIVE TWAT

 

“I was out with some of my wonderful, powerful and famous friends the other night eating in a restaurant none of you can afford, drinking wine none of you will have ever heard of but I have because I’ve drank the finest wines known to humanity, when I was reminded of a very very old joke that you have probably all heard 400 times before but which I’m going to print here anyway to take up some column inches. But before I do I’m going to print a round robin letter someone sent in to me and which I haven’t paid them for and The Guardian newspaper is going to pay me £5000 for doing so. Aren’t I wonderful, and not a massive twat at all.”

Michael Stewart

www.michael-stewart.org.uk

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About headspam

I'm a writer from Salford, now based in Bradford. I've written for theatre, radio and TV. And the following books: King Crow (novel: Bluemoose Books); Couples (poetry: Valley Press); Cafe Assassin (novel: Bluemoose Books); Mr Jolly (short stories: Valley Press) Author page: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Stewart/e/B007N2ZOQS/ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_3?qid=1461838889&sr=8-3
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