She scrubs the taps with Ajax,
she bleaches the bath with Domestos,
she scours the bowl with vinegar and wire.
On her hands and knees, she rubs
the stains from the wood.
She takes the sheets
and the covers from the seats
and soaks them in a pint of Parazone.
She polishes the glass with a linen scrim
and spray gun of Windolene.
Then she takes a brush to her nails
and rubs until they bleed.
Her work is done, it’s over
now everything inside is clean,
no one would know he’d even been.